swag can not be created or destroyed, only transferred from one form to another
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"Me, I’m dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for."
- Johnny Depp (via onelastinfinity)
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why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
(via 2460onetruepairing)
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
(via caseythesalamancer)
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
(Source: temp0es, via 2460onetruepairing)
the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive
(Source: vans-supreme, via tacobeauty)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
(via caseythesalamancer)
the imposing frame: jessiray: fuchsiatyrant: fatkidinmath: kazoothekid: earljrsmith:...
Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in
What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.
NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG
google it
It’s called the ‘deep…
baby
you
light
up
my
god shut up u lil shits
(Source: pleasesyou, via pizza)
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
(via pizza)
